Magic Eye Joke of the Week

New joke every week. If you've got

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Q: What is a spaceman's favorite candy bar?
A: A Mars bar!

Q: There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?
A: Roosters don't lay eggs!

Q: Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?
A: A guy who's never been hit with a dictionary!